I SHOULD SAY...THANK YOU FOR YOUR MESSAGE. I'LL JUST SAY...NOTHING

Every man is his own chief enemy.
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
I think you can leave the arts, superior or inferior, to the conscience of mankind.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
The difference between utility and utility plus beauty is the difference between telephone wires and the spider web.
You're only has good as your last haircut.
Human life is driven forward by its dim apprehension of notions too general for its existing language.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
The mere brute pleasure of reading --the sort of pleasure a cow must have in grazing.
Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life.
The great person is ahead of their time, the smart make something out of it, and the blockhead, sets themselves against it.
The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you'll never find it. His scorn of the great is repeated too often to be real no man thinks much of that which he despises.